Mr. X
-Is hot
-Breaks up with girl friend (squee)
-Joins military
-Flirts with me, I flirt back
-Doesn’t want relationship
-Many drunken touchy nights later..
-Makes plans with me this weekend
-Maybe I’ll get lucky this-
-Back with his ex, same weekend
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Mr. X.
I love it when guys say “I’m attracted to you. I don’t know why..”
It’s like a compliment and a diss at the same time. Thanks, really.
How does he expect me to respond to that?
What I want to say : “Me either.”
And you are just happy with those almost moments that mean nothing to him and everything to you.
Six years ago…There was a boy in my math class. I became obsessed with the back of his head because from behind he looked like Daniel Radcliffe…YEAH I KNOW IM CREEPY.. I was in 8th grade.
So I literally was like this ALL YEAR:
Well…I finally talked to this boy…
He is still one of my best friends and biggest crushes.
ehh I’ll post more later….
(Source: sagejm)
Oh the logic of men.
I hope she knows he’s not serious about her. I just wanna smack him.
She’s not the goal. Her vagina is.
(Source: sagejm)
That’s what I’m on the look out for.
I’ve grown restless waiting for something that’s not going to happen, for the last time.
I don’t need a boyfriend.
I don’t want a boyfriend.
